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JUST KIDDING!

This is my philosophy, surely someone else’s too, but I say this all the time and people always shrug it off. Well it’s time I explain the method to my madness.

My wife says I look into everything too deeply, I agree with her but this subject is one I can’t help. I always have my ear open to catch those ” Just kidding! “s.

So wtf am I talking about? If you’ve ever had a friend, co-worker, family member say something out of the blue, followed by “Just kidding” then you know what I’m talking about.

Some examples:

• Co-worker introduced to your wife for the first time and says “I’d tap that, hahaha just kidding”
• You get a new haircut and your friend says ” Wow, you look gay, just kidding hahahah”
• You fuckup a project at work and your boss says ” You’re fired, just kidding! hahahaha No really, you’re fired HAAHAH, just kidding”

If all of those jokes have been pulled on you, chances are:

• Your co-worker wants to bang your wife.
• Your new haircut looks gay.
• Your about to get fired.

If you think about it, these “jokes” are probably not jokes, it’s actually the first thing that pops in their head, which is usually the person’s subconscious truthful thought pattern.

Remember that old game “Say the first thing that comes to mind?” I think people just blurt out their first thought and immediately realize “Oops, did I just say that? Better pretend I was joking JUST KIDDING !”

Shit, what do I know, I never studied psychology, but I’m pretty good at calling “Bullshit” on someone. Mind you, when I see someone bullshitting, I usually don’t call out “BULLSHIT”. Hmmm… Come to think of it, I have, but it’s immediately followed up with a “Just kidding.”

So next time someone gives you the ol “just kidding”, pay close attention and be careful with your haircuts.

La Fin.