2009
01.07

In recent months there’s been a glitch exposed in the xbox360 world that lets you upgrade all your stats to 99. Needless to say, this makes the game incredibly unrealistic and lame. After a month or so you’ll notice all clubs have players who are moving up the ranks, playing like golden gods and making incredibly outlandish beautiful plays.

I found the glitch method over here and of course curious flawed human that I am had to try it out and yes, it does indeed work. Dummy that I am, took me a while to figure out how to remove it and get my shit back to regular. Once removed and you play online afterward,  you can easily tell who’s using it and who’s not or at least who’s tactical about using it… Tactical being, not put EVERY stats to 99. Either way the game has been ruined for me knowing this and with no word or patch in sight the future of club games is shit.

Every club now has boosted players and if you’re trying to play with an honest team, you practically have no chance. You can’t catch, check, poke or stick lift these players, you need a human goalie or the cross crease dive glitch and top circle two dangled wrister becomes annoyingly painful. I can’t see how EA can fix this either as it’s a hard coded thing but who knows.

All is not lost though, there’s a dim light at the end of this tunnel for us NHL freaks. Unfortunately it involves another console and a new game being the PS3. I don’t mind starting my playing from scratch and loosing my 600+ game progress from the 360. I do mind having to purchase a new game though since it’s EA’s fault, perhaps a sales strategy? Why fix it when they know people like me will jump to the ps3 version? Come to think of it, perhaps I should delete this post…  Fuckers.

I’d love to say, fuck you EA, I ain’t buying your games no more, but a monopoly’s a monopoly, what can little old gamer Mcgee do? Guess I can just say fuck you EA.

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  1. well you see the one who are doin this are about 12 to 17 years of age and yes there is a patch in the works so i waz tolled, and yes who ever is 99 well be reset. And also if you play some how is doin that glitch report them to xbox live the more reports the better because they will be banned.
    But i have noticed that some players i have played with are not doin that glithy goals and it make is it a fun game that might go 3 overtimes lol
    but they get boarded and do he f in glitch poor poor losers. but like i said there is one coming very soon

  2. I know what you are saying Josh, i get on NHL 09 with my brother and cousin and we play to have fun and these pansy glitchers ruin a lot of games for us. Its funny too when you call them out on it and quit the game they send you messages that your a pussy and i suck, well if i suck so damn bad why dont you fucking play the game the right way and not do that damn goal where you go to the side of the net and roof it? Nope cant do that because if they did play for real it might actually be a fun 2-1 game. I hate christmas kids and kids that play 12 hours a day to figure this out, i work and have a kid and when i get to play my 3 hours a week i dont want to have to deal with little fucks who probably have never left their parents basement to even go experience hockey.

  3. I hope every glitcher gets banned. Not everyone is doing it. All but a few who still don’t know how, and a couple guys (me and my friend) who have some sense of ethics. 99 glitching is cheating. Glitch goals are very poor sportsmanship. Obviously, these people haven’t played real hockey. Real hockey builds character – something glitcher don’t have.
    By the way – me and my friend have superstar cards and play Defense together. Even the 99 glitchers have a very hard time beating us. Why? Because a) they suck even with 99′s, and b) we are just good hockey players and don’t need 99′s. Hope you all get banned. Perhaps the reason EA is keeping quiet is so that no one will see the patch coming, and reset their attributes -BAN HAMMER!!! Have fun playing that NHL 2k9 garbage.

  4. I would not promote glitching as it’s cheating and you’ll get your account banned. They’ll be fixing it eventually.

  5. .. i glitched 99 to even the playing feild after realizing that every one was faster more accurate and stronger on the puck then us, now i realize… either way the gme just has so many fucking flaws, whether ur glitchin or not, theres gonna b some fag huggin the post and puttin it top shelf or curve shot from the blue line or wrist shot top left from the hash marks … just get high glitch it up and live it up cause lifes short … and if u dont get busy glitchin ur gonna get busy getting beat, so you should glitch

  6. Making the move to PS3 takes a little getting used to.

    - you don’t get custom audio, boooo

    - laggy menus

    - ps3 thumbsticks suck the balls. Convexe is just poor design. I actually took a lighter and burnt both thumbsticks and pressed them against another convexe surface, approximately the side of xbox grooves. Make sure you don’t inhale the fumes! Dip them in a little cold water to solidify the plastic. Great mod, no slippery thumbs.

    - bluetooth is crap, you hear everything that’s going on in other people’s houses, muting people, hard to do…

    Good news is, no glitchers spotted yet. Bad news, same type of mindless cherry picking puck hogging zombies who don’t know hockey that randomly quit, pause and constantly go offside…

    Still the greatest game every though!