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Christmas is the time to celebrate our lord, consumerism. This Christmas, you’ll probably find yourself trying to find a WII and I’m going to give you some absolutely free luscious advice.

Save your money, save your time and don’t buy into the hype machine. The Wii and the majority of it’s games are absolute shit.

I’ve owned one for a year and have rented a fair amount of games hoping for something awesome to arise but am constantly disappointed at the amazingly lame retarded shit that comes out for this thing. It’s practically a paper weight or living room ornament. The graphics, audio and fun factor is lacking in a desperate way. While the joysticks are innovative and fun for the first few tries of tennis or bowling, any type of precise gaming is futile. If you’re a l33t haxor that thrives on head shots and have that super slick hand eye coordination, forget about it. You’ll be wasting hours trying to dim the lights and place your Wii sensor in the right spot to get unachievable accuracy.

Spend a few extra bucks and get something that has some sweet ass games like the Xbox360 or PS3.

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