2006
08.31

Ikea dog penis

So my girlfriend comes home, has a seat and bursts out laughing while I’m out in the yard BBQ’n some nice fat burgers. I say " What is so funny? "

She brings me the IKEA catalogue, I look and ponder…. "Hmmm… That’s looks like a dog’s junk." She says, "Ya, it’s almost human like…"

I vote this most excellent "not so subliminal" advertising trick yet. Cudos Ikea for photoshoping a dog peener in your new catalogue. Everyone will be looking at it, that’s for sure.

Funny thing is, 15 mintes after she showed me this, the news came on and what was the big story ? Oh yhea, the Ikea dog penis.

I’ve highlighted some other subliminal messaging for your viewing please.

Well , here it is in all it’s glory, i’m off to IKEA !

Peace.

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  1. Stupid idots..obviously they photoshoped this photo of the dog’s leg..they replaced its leg with a human penis..They’re not gonna make it THAT obvious, that it would actually look pink or red..

  2. It’s obviously another dog, as there is two aidentical twins named the marry kate and ashly

  3. um… people its not a leg, the lead photo desiner was fired from ikea because of something and the way he showed his payback was from putting a penis on the dog. now that they fired him and let him go, they couldnt find him

  4. all fucking pussys

  5. Its a shodow that looks like a penis! They probably didnt even photoshop the ridge of the penis head (the bone and muscle of the leg was all the lighting needed) FOR ALL YOU FOOLS WHO BELIEVE ITS AN ACTUAL PENIS WELL. . .YES IT IS and there is a penis on mars too, its next to the shadow of the face on mars, under the rock that looks like mickey mouse.

  6. I believe that is his hind leg, like a few others. However, it looks somewhat deformed. The poor dog needs surgery to make it’s leg less penis-like!

  7. :roll: FUCKING IKEA! Any real person knows it’s a penis. Those commentors are just Ikea employees.

  8. haha i serched ikea and this came up.. umm.. well its probly its leg.. btu come on.. someone was bound to notic it.. some stupid ways of marketing is all i can say:???:

  9. The anonymous rudeness here is interesting, should I expect anything less from the web populations making their way to this page from searching google for “Dog Penis”.

    I wish you more luck on your journey to finding the “dog penis” you search for and sincerely apologize if my google placement of this page did not provide the images you where hoping for. Thank you for the reminder of my stupidity. :)

  10. Haha! How stupid do you have to be? That’s a leg, STUPEDO! Learn from the best.

  11. That is a Leg, dumbfuck
    That is clearly the dog’s right rear leg. You and your girlfriend should kill each other.

  12. Omfg
    Dude, that is it’s hind leg. Look at the location, the bone structure, the position of the hips. It’s too far up the torso to be a penis and furthermore dog penis is pink or red, not white and it doesn’t look like a human penis. Anyone who’s had a dog would know that is a leg.